i’m selling these dumb donuts and other poop on the internet.
Otter love by Tim Smith
Randy Liedtke created this Bloody Mary that’s so awesomely over-the-top it clearly belongs in our Department of Outrageously Overindulgent Bloody Marys.
The cocktail is garnished with one footlong sub, four pieces of fried chicken, one entire pepperoni pizza, two double cheeseburgers, onion ring, french fries, garlic bread, pickles, olives, onions, one whole lemon, one whole lime, jalapeños, and last but not least, a second Bloody Mary.
Don’t send me a bouquet of flowers, send me this
I would like to take this time to say a big fuck you to eggplant. All of the eggplants. I hope you all go extinct. There should be a mass slaughter of all of the eggplants in the world so that I never have to see your stupid purple penis shaped self as long as I live. You have ruined my night for the FIRST AND LAST time. Die. Also a big fu to everyone on the internet who told me that the seeds inside taste good, i hope you all rot in a en eggplant infested hell and drown in their seeds.