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Design. Pizza. Squirrels.

i’m selling these dumb donuts and other poop on the internet. 

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Logo for Paw Wash in Taylor, PA. Website is currently in the works.

© Melissa Sohmer

septagonstudios:

Kimiaki Yaegashi ON TUMBLR

(Source: foie)

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llbwwb:

Otter love by Tim Smith

freshest-tittymilk:

girlinfourcolors:

archiemcphee:

Randy Liedtke created this Bloody Mary that’s so awesomely over-the-top it clearly belongs in our Department of Outrageously Overindulgent Bloody Marys.

The cocktail is garnished with one footlong sub, four pieces of fried chicken, one entire pepperoni pizza, two double cheeseburgers, onion ring, french fries, garlic bread, pickles, olives, onions, one whole lemon, one whole lime, jalapeños, and last but not least, a second Bloody Mary.

Want.

Don’t send me a bouquet of flowers, send me this

2headedsnake:

Erica Salcedo

Scary beautiful

Another logo for the Schanz’s that I really enjoyed working on. I know Nick would love this one.

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whyyyyy is this so good

I would like to take this time to say a big fuck you to eggplant. All of the eggplants. I hope you all go extinct. There should be a mass slaughter of all of the eggplants in the world so that I never have to see your stupid purple penis shaped self as long as I live. You have ruined my night for the FIRST AND LAST time. Die. Also a big fu to everyone on the internet who told me that the seeds inside taste good, i hope you all rot in a en eggplant infested hell and drown in their seeds.

I would like to take this time to say a big fuck you to eggplant. All of the eggplants. I hope you all go extinct. There should be a mass slaughter of all of the eggplants in the world so that I never have to see your stupid purple penis shaped self as long as I live. You have ruined my night for the FIRST AND LAST time. Die. Also a big fu to everyone on the internet who told me that the seeds inside taste good, i hope you all rot in a en eggplant infested hell and drown in their seeds.

(Source: kanyye)

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